I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
What is "it," you ask? "It" is a fabulous new job with an amazing, left-leaning law firm. Or at least their big name clients are left leaning, like Al Gore and Michael Moore. Not kidding. So siked. And not only that, but I get a major salary bump too -- about a 30% increase over what I'm currently making. Again, totally not kidding. So siked.
So -- Yeah Me!!!!!!!!!