Thursday, January 08, 2009

The End of Days

Or perhaps, at least, the end of Joe the Plumber's days?

Turns out Joe the Plumber (who, lets not forget, doesn't actually hold a plumbers license) is going to Gaza! Apparently some dipshit conservative website thinks he's got the skills to be a war correspondent. So they're sending him to war so he can tell the story of the average Palestinian Joe, or some shit. And no, this is not a joke.

All I have to say is, really? Seriously? Doesn't he hate Muslims? Isn't he a bit of a, what's the word, oh yeah, moron? Am I missing something here?

That and I seriously cannot wait to see how this turns out.

3 comments:

Michelle said...

Oh my god...are you fucking kidding me?! This guy doesn't have the brains of a garden slug and he's going to Gaza?! All he's going to do is convince the locals that all Americans are idiots. This is going to be bad. Maybe he'll get hit by a missile and we'll all be spared of him forever.

'stina said...

Well said. But wait, its gets better...the dumbass is going to Gaza and thinks god will protect him because, wait for it, he's a Christian. And no, I'm not kidding.

~K said...

Fanfuckingtastic! natural Selection hard at work....Please God thin the herd just a little bit more